"Slamdon"

26 years of dying, performs body modifications, rides the shit out of track bicycles, has gratuitous amounts of swagger, listens to an unhealthy amount of music, plays guitar in the Slamming Brutal Death Metal band Repulsive Infestation, comic book enthusiast, movie buff, thoroughly enjoys reading, drinks craft beer and Jägermeister, cigarette smoker, fine coffee and espresso fiend, completely obsessed with anything to do with the Star Wars Universe, Tolkien fanatic, looks to Mega-Man and Super Mario as deities, loving father of a blonde female pit-bull named "Mjolnir" (call her Hammer for short), overly obsessed with exercising and healthy eating lately, extremely bearded.